Saturday, August 6, 2011

Saying Goodbye to the Magical Genie


In early June 2011, my friend Eugene Johnson and several members of his family were killed in Maryland by a drunk driver. Eugene was only 52 I believe. He was a super nice fellow, always a smile on his face and always the first to laugh at a joke. He went by the stage moniker of The Magical Genie. I met Eugene through the Society of American Magicians Assembly #252 back in the 90s. In fact, it was because of Eugene that I started going back to the meetings of the very group I started!

In keeping with the traditions of magic, Assembly #252 held a Broken Wand Ceremony for him during the July meeting. Present were the MidAtlantic Regional Vice President David Bowers who came down from Pennsylvania to conduct the ceremony. Because I probably knew Eugene better than the rest of the current membership, I made sure to say a few words about my friend. The Broken Wand Ceremony dates back to Houdini. Magicians traditionally break a wand to signify that this persons magic has passed on to the next world.

His obituary also appeared in the August issue of MAGIC Magazine and I expect it to appear in the next issue of M-U-M which is the official magazine of the Society of American Magicians.

Farewell Magical Genie!

Thursday, August 4, 2011

My Past-A Real Job Adventure


I have not always been a full time performer. There was a time when I had what some might call 'a real job'. I'm not sure why it's called that. My job is just as real as the next persons. But perhaps because my job seems more glamorous or fun that is why people don't consider it a 'real job', or maybe because I LOVE my job, lol.

Anyway, I was thinking today of when, many years ago now, I was working as a supervisor and was having trouble with one particular employee. He was a bad seed,  I did everything  to treat him like everyone else. The only problem was he was always causing trouble and I had to call him on it, time and again. I did let him slide on more that one occasion, but even I have my breaking point.

So one day he gets out of line and I decide 'enoughs enough' let's take this to the managers office and have a little talk. The manager talked to him and I figured that this issue was over. As we walked from the office into another part of the building the troublemaker pulled a knife on me. In fact, he whipped it out so fast he dropped it. And he did this in front of about 8 other employees. I walked right up to him with the knife still in his hand and told him where he could 'put the knife' (you'll need to use your imagination on that part). As we stood there face to face, all the other employees were freaking out, the manager even came out. The trouble maker put the knife away and then proceeded to leave the building.

My eye witnesses were still freaked out over it. Being new to the supervisor position, I wasn't quite sure what to do. I wondered if I should file a complaint or something. Looking back it was clear that the police should have been called. However, do you know not ONE fellow employee would back me up and say that they saw him with a knife!!! They all stood there and watched it and not one would support me when I did file a complaint. Oh, for the record, I was very well liked, so it wasn't like they wouldn't support me because I was a jerk. They didn't support me because they feared the knife wielder!

I suppose he knew what his fate would be and he never returned and a couple days later he notified us that he quit.  I'm not sure why, it was clear the upper management wasn't going to do anything, cowards! But he left on his own. HOWEVER, that isn't the end of the story. Fast forward a couple years and I find out that this very same guy was now in jail. Why?
Well it turns out, he left our company to go to work for the Postal Service and while there he pulled a knife on one of his supervisors!!!! They didn't hesitate to fire him and have the police deliver him off to jail! He could still be there for all I know, lol!

So there is a story from my days of having a so called 'real job'. And for the record, NO I do not miss those days, lol!!!!!